Eminem - My 1st Single
Track 8 on Encore
Produced by Eminem
My 1st Single Lyrics
[ Intro ]
Oh Yeah!
So much for first single on this one …
[ Verse 1 ]
Shadys the label, Aftermath is the stable
That the horses come out of errp, of course we’re about to stir up
Some shit thick as Ms Butterworths syrup
It’s the Mr picked-on-christopher-Reeves-for-no-reason
Other then to just tease him
Cause he was his biggest ( burp ) fan, he used to be Superman
Now I’m pourin’ liqour on the curb in his name for him
“Eminem you wait ‘till we meet up again Fucker
I’m kicking your ass for everything you’ve ever said”
It goes one for the mopney two for the fuckin’ show
Ready get set lets go, Here comes the buckin’ bronco
Stompin’ and Stampedin’up the damn street like them buffalo
Soldiers I told ya I’m about to blow so look out belo, geronimo
Motherfuckers it’s dominos, I’m on a roll, around and around I go
When will it stop? I don’t know, tryin’ to pick up where the Eminem Show,
left off but I know anythings possible though I’m not gonna top what I sold
I’m at the top of my game and that shit is not gonna change
Long as I got Dr Dre on my team I’ll get away with murder I’m like O.J
He’s like my Cochran today, we keep them Mark Ferman takes in a safe, lock ‘em away
Better watch what you say just when you thought you were safe
Them fuckers got you on tape, you swear to god you was playin’
Whether or not you was little Joshua gosh, I wish I could have told you not to do the same
Cause one day it could cost you your name
[ Chorus ]
And this was supposed to be my first single but I just fucked that up so
Fuck it, let’s all have fun let’s mingle, slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle that you hear on your radio
But shit’s about to hit the shingle Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Poo Poo Ca Ca
[ Verse 2 ]
Eri-Eri Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills and woke up in bed next to his best friend
Derrick bare naked, Jig-a-jig-ji-ji-Janean just turned sixteen and used a fake ID to sneak in VIP
To see R Kelly, Hee hee hee hee to be so young and naive, oh what I wouldn’t give to live
So Kim and carefree, Paris and Nickys parents much be so tickled they cherish every picture
With there kids with hickeys all over there necks, Hickory dickory dirk diggler look at me work wizardry
With these words, am I a jerk or just jerk chicken? Or ( scratch sound ) jerkin your chain twenty-two jerks
In a jerk circle or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute what am I saying? allow me to run it back and rewind it
( rewind noise ) wait a minute, let me ask you again, am I just jerking your chain, am I berserk or insane
Or am I just one of them damn amatuers working the dang cameras filmin one of them Paris Hilton
Home made pornos who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle, jigga-ji just recently somebody just discovered
Brtiney and Justin video tapes of ‘em fuckin when they was just mouskateers In the Mickey Mouse club
And dusted ’em an went straight to the source with ’em cause they could have sworn someone said Ni
And then tried to erase and record over it but if you listen close enough to it you can hear
The ’Gah-uh’ and then come ta find out it was Justin saying I’m gon nuh come and this was supposed to be
[ Chorus ]
my first single but I just fucked that up so
Fuck it, let’s all have fun let’s mingle, slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle that you hear on your radio
But shit’s about to hit the shingle Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Poo Poo Ca Ca
[ Verse 3 ]
Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get of your chest and address it about my lryics I’d love to hear it
All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number it’s 1-800 I’m a dicksucker
I love to suck a dick and if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me
Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key and I’ll be sure to get back as soon as there
Comes a day that I fall out with Dre, wake up gay and make up with ray – hey!
So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken, beat a chicken
Eat a chicken like it’s a big cock, big a big cock
Or suck a dick and lick a dick and eat a dick and stick a dick in your mouth
I’m done you can Fuck off, fuck a fuck off
[ Chorus ]
And this was supposed to be my first single but I just fucked that up so
Fuck it, let’s all have fun let’s mingle, slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle that you hear on your radio
But shit’s about to hit the shingle Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Ah erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Oh Ah Poo Poo Ca Ca